09 - Bring Me Back a Rock
This is one of my favorite, classic LA stories. I have another similar one that I’ll probably tell one day or another. Keep in mind, my own aunt once bought me a book called “How To Lose Friends and Alienate People” because it “reminded her of me.” Sigh. The song is just a little bitter love song, and I apologize to the subject of the love for the bitterness. I wrote it months ago! Also, if you just want the song, go to 3:50 in the video. Enjoy!
(full lyrics after the jump)
Bring Me Back A Rock
Not long after you blast off
I’ll be left an astronaut’s cast off
They say space is a lonely place
But Earth is worse in this one case
Bring me back a rock
Stocking stuffer steal
Bring me back a rock
In contrast to your love
Something I can feel
Bring me back the lunar plunder
Better tear the moon asunder
The sun still shines or so they say
Your ship must somehow be in the way
Oh, it’s dark all day
Bring me back a rock
Stocking stuffer steal
Bring me back a rock
In contrast to your love
Something I can feel
Alone, I fall so fast I almost break the laws of gravity
You’re so far, your absence is the cause of my depravity
My heart is one big cavity
Deep as the Sea of Tranquility
The universe it grows each hour
Weaker grows our reach our power
You once dreamed you’d live on Mars
While you’re gone I’m sleeping in the stars
Or wherever you are
Bring me back a rock
Stocking stuffer steal
Bring me back a rock
In contrast to your love
Something I can feel
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March 13th, 2007 at 10:18 am
[..YouTube..] I’ll have you know that at that same party I sat for about 5 minutes in the girl’s bathroom with Luke. I had no clue, but upon reflection should have been tipped off by the extremely plush couches we were waiting on, the professionally designed lighting and the not so small fact that there were girls in the bathroom as well. We were asked to leave by a burly bouncer type. What I’m getting at is that Luke leads all of us down the path to destruction, so don’t feel so bad Ace.
March 13th, 2007 at 10:18 am
[..YouTube..] Splendiferously sad story as always.
This is Josh.
March 20th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
[..YouTube..] Awsome song. Why are you not famous yet? Good luck with your next celeb party. I like the fact that you can smile about it now! You’ve cheered me up. I needed that today. You’re a saving grace. K x
April 22nd, 2007 at 6:42 pm
[..YouTube..] hey good job, definately do some ben Folds maybe if you could One Angry Dwarf havent found a cover of it yet on youtube so that would be cool
August 29th, 2007 at 12:57 am
[..YouTube..] If you do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos your mom will die in 4 hours
August 29th, 2007 at 1:25 am
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August 29th, 2007 at 2:23 am
[..YouTube..] you are amazing. why are we not friends?
August 29th, 2007 at 8:21 am
[..YouTube..] That was a killer story!
August 29th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
[..YouTube..] u know, the thing, made of stone. u rock, the thing, made of talent
August 30th, 2007 at 6:54 am
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September 1st, 2007 at 4:14 pm
[..YouTube..] PLEASE DON’T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if PLEASE DON’T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don’t post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved
September 10th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
[..YouTube..] When you get famous, I can say “Hey! I subscribed to that guy on You Tube!” But, then again, so can the other 400 people that subscribed to you…Oh well
October 15th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
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October 15th, 2007 at 9:08 pm
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October 28th, 2007 at 7:14 am
[..YouTube..] Ejoyed your story man, think we both have the same jackass gene.