08 - Married Woman/Maid Marian
This is the story of a girl I worked with, who was married, and also wanted to date me. Then she turned out to be crazy. Yet another example that begs the age old question: Why are all the crazy ones married? (Full Lyrics after the jump…)
Maid Marian
Baby I don’t want you
(Baby I don’t want you)
Because you’ll never need me
(Because you’ll never need me)
No you’ll never need me
The way that I need you
It kills me that you’re so contented
When you said shit it was a shock
See no one ever came on so demented
I almost got my heart out of hock
I suppose it’s the end of my lucky streak
Her man has got me by the balls
Well goodbye my lifelong lucky streak
If she calls, say goodbye from the flavor of the week
Well I guess I should beware
Girls like that are always overdressed
Say Maid Marian at a Renaissance Fair
Us Robin Hoods in tights are quite impressed
I suppose it’s the end of my lucky streak
Her man has got me by the balls
Well goodbye my lifelong lucky streak
If she calls, say goodbye from the flavor of the week
Still I’ll be alone in Sherwood Forest
On the trail of the witch or the whore
I’ll steal from the rich and give to the poor
You might not be the bitch you seem
But you may still be a bore
A bore…A bore…
Baby I don’t want you
(Baby I don’t want you)
Because you’ll never need me
(Because you’ll never need me)
No you’ll never need me
The way that I need you
(Baby I don’t want you)
Baby I don’t want you
(Because you’ll never need me)
Because you’ll never need me
(No you’ll never need me)
The way that I need someone
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March 5th, 2007 at 10:49 am
[..YouTube..] so I’m sure the girl went home to her husband and was like, “that was the worst date ever.” and he was like, “yeah, dating sucks.”
another brilliant tommy wallachism and the backup singers are marvelous. If I had props lying about, I’d give them some. but i used them all up in the late 90s, so I don’t.
March 11th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
[..YouTube..] Subscribed! Watch out Rufus!
May 15th, 2007 at 2:01 am
[..YouTube..] yours? all yours? great, I’m glad I found you
July 13th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
[..YouTube..] thats one of the funniest stories i’ve ever heard! good stuff!
August 8th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
[..YouTube..] ha you have some amazing talent! pity i live in tasmania, this is really trippy cos i was interested in this guy and he was in an open marriage with this american medieval chick, and i thought it was slightly strange too! i love your work, keep it up and u might get ur self signed up.
August 14th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Tommy… the ren-fair clothing should have tipped you off way before the stories of marraige and the silent treatment. At least you have a nice song out of it! You sound fantastic. I’ll see you in LA next month FOR SURE.
August 23rd, 2007 at 2:58 pm
[..YouTube..] This is my favorite story, and one of my favorite songs.
August 29th, 2007 at 12:06 am
[..YouTube..] i hope you get famous.
August 29th, 2007 at 6:33 pm
[..YouTube..] What a winning smile
This song has some powerful chords, it reminds me alot of Muse. 
August 29th, 2007 at 11:27 pm
[..YouTube..] hmm… intresting.
August 30th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
[..YouTube..] I love your sense of humor here. Love your voice, It is very strong. Keep it up. Love the style too.
September 3rd, 2007 at 10:10 pm
[..YouTube..] Really great stuff!! Why did you have your mic so low down there??? confused about that.
September 9th, 2007 at 1:30 am
[..YouTube..] Check out CAMAZONWEBCAMS dot COM - this place has the hottest girls on cam but its a dating site
September 13th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
[..YouTube..] great one! that was a really difficult position to sing with though
October 15th, 2007 at 9:02 pm
[..YouTube..] wow she sounds like a psyco bitch**
November 15th, 2007 at 12:51 am
[..YouTube..] Tommy, would you please post the lyrics for this one?
November 28th, 2007 at 1:33 am
[..YouTube..] Its so amazing! Your voice, your music, your talent… I live in Brasil e i think you are a great artist… congratulations!
January 24th, 2008 at 3:36 am
[..YouTube..] fuck you. You are soooo whack. who the fuck pours their water on anyone’s food! it is clear that you have some issues with intimacy.
thank you and goodnight.
January 24th, 2008 at 3:36 am
[..YouTube..] fuck you. You are soooo whack. who the fuck pours their water on anyone’s food! it is clear that you have some issues with intimacy.
thank you and goodnight.
March 30th, 2008 at 2:00 am
[..YouTube..] Baby I don’t want you
Because You’ll never need me
No, you’ll never need me
The way that I need you
It kills me that you’re so contented
When you said ’shoot’ it was a shock
See no one ever came on so demented
I almost got my heart out of hock
I suppose it’s the end of my lucky streak
Her man has got me by the balls
Well goodbye my lifelong lucky streak
If she calls, say goodbye from the flavor of the week
March 30th, 2008 at 2:04 am
[..YouTube..] Well I guess I should beware
Girls like that are always overdressed
Hey Maid Marian at a Rennaissance Fair
Us Robin Hoods in tights are quite impressed
CHORUS
Still I’ll be alone in Sherwood Forest
On the trail of the witch or the whore
I’ll steal from the rich and give to the poor
You might not be the bitch you seem
But you might still be a bore, a bore, a bore
March 30th, 2008 at 3:53 am
[..YouTube..] Thanks!
April 26th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
[..YouTube..] Your stories. Amazing.
April 26th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
[..YouTube..] Your stories. Amazing.