Archive for August, 2007Never Settle for a Bad Salad When a Six-Year-Old Can Get the Job Done RightFriday, August 31st, 2007 Posted in modern life, comedy | No Comments » Have you ever had a bad salad? This past week I saw a headline on Yahoo that referred to a review of some of the worst salads at restaurants. I ... Read more..Nigerian Prince Still in Diapers Writes Me Emails & Wants to Make Me LucrativeTuesday, August 28th, 2007 Posted in modern life, current events, comedy | 2 Comments » Sure, my headline has a title that is grammatically wrong, but if you stick with this, you will see that it is right in line with the main theme. I got ... Read more..Dr. Seuss Performs Surgery on the English LanguageSaturday, August 25th, 2007 Posted in childhood, books, comedy | 3 Comments » I have mixed feelings about Dr. Seuss. Who was he? We should all know this answer, because for decades he has influenced the mental picture of America's youth. He introduced ... Read more..Grease is No Longer the WordThursday, August 23rd, 2007 Posted in television, modern life, celebrity | No Comments » Television is a vapid void of crap, except for a very few shows. I don't watch it. Three years ago I cancelled my cable and have watched about 5 hours ... Read more..Thoughts About the Weather. My Eye-Opening Visit With Professor Julius EndicottWednesday, August 15th, 2007 Posted in environment, science, current events, comedy | 3 Comments » When I was a boy I remember people complaining about the weather. In the summer it was hot and people used to say, "It's a hot one today," or "Is ... Read more..Is Demonic Possession Nine Tenths of the Law?Monday, August 13th, 2007 Posted in religion, history, comedy | 2 Comments » I'd like to delve a little into the idea of demonic possession because it weighs heavy on the minds of many people, and I'd like to be the one to ... Read more..There are New Rules, but I Never Got the MemoMonday, August 6th, 2007 Posted in modern life | 3 Comments » I think I grew up in an era when there were more rules. Or different rules. I think, but I'm not sure. It seems that way. I'll give some for-instances. Politics. ... Read more..What Makes an Actor Worthy to be Called an Actor?Friday, August 3rd, 2007 Posted in celebrity | 2 Comments » Just Because You're In a Movie Doesn't Mean You're an Actor. There was recently an item in the news that porn star Jenna Jameson thinks actress Scarlett Johansson would do ... Read more.. |